If this goes on in the same way as the last few weeks, I shall soon be shut out of all the major avenues, and interests I prefer on line. What shall I do then. I know exactly, what will happen, unfortunately. I shall be so frustrated by that time, that I shall have gone up my own exhaust pipe! Believe me, that is not something I want to experience, or that the world should be subjected to.
What is the answer, I already do all I can to avoid losses happening again, but it doesn't work. I write them all down, I put dates besides them, website names, log in identity, but after a first successful time, most sites throw me straight off again. 'The sign in name, and password do not match.' They flash at me. Or, some other catchy little messages, which all mean the same thing. You have screwed it up again, you fool. Get off, stand in the corner, and keep off the web. You obviously cannot cope with it. Helllppppp. What am I to do?
I can, I can, I say. I do know how to do it, I won't forget again. Honest I won't. Except, of course, I do. I am at the stage now, where there are few shortcuts left for me to post my blogs. None will accept, what I am convinced, is my most recent password. There is nowhere to go after that. I am at an impasse...a sad little case without an identity. Or, at least without one that the web will accept. What shall I do when I am finally locked out altogether. Will it be like the bank, Internet log in numbers? When you enter it incorrectly three times, they lock you out. Banned, until you get a special dispensation to try again.
In the meantime, every time I try to do the simplest thing, it goes wrong. Instead of letting me through to get on with my harmless 'witterings', to whichever site is my target, they still ban me. I only want to chat with the family on Facebook. Or make a few new friends on Twitter, exchanging a bit of banter. Or, heaven forbid, post a blog...out come the cavalry, to block my way. Soon, the word will get out, and my hotmail account will join in too, as has every other site I dabble with.
This whole situation is beginning to get serious. As well as getting seriously on my nerves. Perhaps it all comes from my recent foray into the states. When they took a scan of my iris, and my fingerprints. That, was just passing through custom control! Always being a law abiding citizen, it was a bit strange, (why, I have even been a 'juror' on several cases at the Old Bailey courthouse in London) that's how law abiding I am! What if now, they have me pegged as a militant of some kind. I do get quite outspoken 'on line' sometimes. What if they think, I am only disguised as a little, harmless, bit gormless, oldish lady, and am in fact, a terrorist, or something?
No guys, this could get very sticky, quite soon. Send your thoughts my way tonight, when I try to publish this. Help me get through to the World Wide Web, I have been good, honest.
If they leave me banging on the airy portals again, refusing to let me through to the ranks of those hallowed souls allowed there. Alone, banned the company of all the millions, who exist out there in the ether. Will you all speak up for me, get up a Facebook page for my acceptance, or a Twitter campaign for reinstatement, or something?
You won't abandon me too, will you?
Just please remember, in my defence, I did know all the numbers, and the passwords, and the names, or identities, or whatever. I am sure it's all a mistake, someone is just messing with my head....
Let me innnnnnnnnnn........... nowwwwwww, pleasssssssseeeeee
Don't leave me out here in there cold!
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