I hate wooden chairs.

      Is it something I'm not doing right? Mmm maybe. The only place I could find today and yesterday with a decent Internet connection is a very nice cafe. Food is great, price is reasonable, outlook ok, but hells bells. Hard wooden chairs.....they stop the blood flow in my bum!

       Ok it's been a couple of hours, a few friends, catching up with Internet stuff, but the PAIN is excruciating!  I have got to the point where I have to continually fidget. Not a a particularly good look. Certainly not a good or easy way to sit for any length of time. Cafes, usually have a small area somewhere, where you sit in comfort. An easy chair, even a cushion. Something that takes away from the pain of sitting on hard chairs for too long.

        But today, not only has my bum gone numb, but the tops of my legs too. How I shall get up from this chair is a mystery. In fact, you may read about the mini disaster in the news papers. 'Woman keels over after sitting on wooden chair...' , or, 'legs fall off woman as she attempts to walk...sitting too long?' , perhaps 'true medical facts on the dangers of wooden chairs'.

          Of course I could go on....but for goodness sakes, I'm still sitting here. Isn't it amazing where you get the inspiration for your stories? This is taking things too far, don't you think.

         Ok, going now, my legs and bum are screaming...I bet if you listen, you can hear them from where you are.

       Bye...stinging badly now.....help!